Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Pulp Fiction @ IIC - Episode I


PULP FICTION AT IIC - EPISODE I
There was a mogul emperor named Slayer, who used monkeys to rob chaddis and baniyaans and sell them in Nehru Place. His job was envied by Spitleaf, the PANWAADI at corner named Nandu-Puneet joint. He started hiring models to promote his own home made chaddis and baniyaans of extra large sizes and padding. Which, they liked coz they were cross dressing people. One fine day they decided to kill each other by farting into each other's kitchen and shitting in each other's loo and then locking their dogs into their clothing closet. But here comes another character in this shady business, mister buffaloe eye who is famous for body hair and bad breath and green nose producing mouth freshner. But still he tries to impress girls with his blonde body hair. He disliked his long black hair streak. He dint want to show his little underwear off his victoria's secret collection(hidden in victoria) which verma-sharma thought about all day. But suddenly, StrikeForce flashed, often to his own liking, and decided to burn. But just when he was to burn them, to fight the injustice of a sexy and bicurious monkey's chaddi and baniyaan, the monkey kissed Spitleaf on his cheeks but verma came between and pulled his whip out and verma screamed "spank me now" hard more hard . But Spitleaf was Soo happy seeing big slayer(verma) riding on his bike( Bike means Buffaloes running on free sized underwear....)

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