Lindsay Lohan Strips
Oh the things she does for work! Lindsay Lohan is apparently dealing with severe pain and is bruised all over since she started taking private striptease lessons from a professional.
The script of her upcoming movie, “I Know Who Killed Me,” which revolves around a young woman played by Lindsay Lohan, imposed her to learn how to strip like a professional.
Lohan's spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnik confirms to Page Six, "She's been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn't easy. We should give these women credit."
The story is focused on Aubrey Fleming (Lohan), a woman who is rescued after being abducted and tortured by a serial killer. When Fleming arrives home she claims to be a different person. This poses questions as to whether she is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder or if something more sinister is afoot.
According to reports, Lohan spent an entire dancing session with Sheila Kelly, developer of the aerobics striptease workout. The 20-year-old actress complained to her friends in a recent e-mail titled “They’re all whores, they’re all whores… xcept for some obviously!” how bad she felt after the training.
"So ... three hours of pole dancing and bruised. Everywhere... I mean we're talkin' like, upper and inner thigh action-bruised... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. “
“Strippers, dude, I tell you, I really respect [them] now... I'm not gonna lie to you," Lindsay added.
People are beginning to suspect that Lindsay Lohan should fire her agent and try to hire one that isn't a ceaselessly aroused 14-year-old boy. It has only been two months since Lindsay Lohan announced her lesbian sex movie with Keira Knightley, and now she's making a new movie about a stripper.
If things carry on down this road it's only a matter of days before a Lindsay Lohan vehicle about a flight attendant in a tight latex dress who fights an alien invasion off only with her tits is announced. Let's hope so anyway, because that script took us bloody hours to write.
The script of her upcoming movie, “I Know Who Killed Me,” which revolves around a young woman played by Lindsay Lohan, imposed her to learn how to strip like a professional.
Lohan's spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnik confirms to Page Six, "She's been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn't easy. We should give these women credit."
The story is focused on Aubrey Fleming (Lohan), a woman who is rescued after being abducted and tortured by a serial killer. When Fleming arrives home she claims to be a different person. This poses questions as to whether she is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder or if something more sinister is afoot.
According to reports, Lohan spent an entire dancing session with Sheila Kelly, developer of the aerobics striptease workout. The 20-year-old actress complained to her friends in a recent e-mail titled “They’re all whores, they’re all whores… xcept for some obviously!” how bad she felt after the training.
"So ... three hours of pole dancing and bruised. Everywhere... I mean we're talkin' like, upper and inner thigh action-bruised... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. “
“Strippers, dude, I tell you, I really respect [them] now... I'm not gonna lie to you," Lindsay added.
People are beginning to suspect that Lindsay Lohan should fire her agent and try to hire one that isn't a ceaselessly aroused 14-year-old boy. It has only been two months since Lindsay Lohan announced her lesbian sex movie with Keira Knightley, and now she's making a new movie about a stripper.
If things carry on down this road it's only a matter of days before a Lindsay Lohan vehicle about a flight attendant in a tight latex dress who fights an alien invasion off only with her tits is announced. Let's hope so anyway, because that script took us bloody hours to write.
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