The Inside Story...

This document was recently seized by a Security Agency. Content seems like a coded story of some kind, can any of you Wanna be Geeks decode this.
Here's the story...
There was a mogul emperor named Slayer, who used monkeys to rob chaddis and baniyaans and sell them in Nehru Place. His job was envied by Spitleaf, the PANWAADI at corner named Nandu-Puneet joint. He started hiring models to promote his own home made chaddis and baniyaans of extra large sizes and padding. Which, they liked coz they were cross dressing people. One fine day they decided to kill each other by farting into each other's kitchen and shitting in each other's loo and then locking their dogs into their clothing closet. But here comes another character in this shady business, mister buffaloe eye who is famous for body hair and bad breath and green nose producing mouth freshner. But still he tries to impress girls with his blonde body hair. He disliked his long black hair streak. He dint want to show his little underwear off his victoria's secret collection(hidden in victoria) which verma-sharma thought. But suddenly, StrikeForce flashed, often to his own liking, and decided to burn. But just when he was to burn them To fight the injustice of a sexy and bicurious monkey's chaddi and baniyaan, the monkey kissed Spitleaf on his cheeks but verma came between and pulled his whip out and verma screamed "spank me now" hard more hard . But Spitleaf was Soo happy seeing big slayer(verma) riding on his bike. Bike means Buffaloes running on free sized underwear. But valley of dongs was now peaceful, and king kongs were playing ping-pong. They went ferocious to hug buffalo due to bobo's pink bandana who rode with slayer every time he wanted to hug or tried to eat bananas. but grapes kept falling on, were easier to chew than bananas so now he decide to chew a bubble gum and put it on Buffalo's chair in which he also fixed some nails. so when home made enema finally happened, Buffalo who used his entertainment to sell at Big hip-hop shows and buy underwear at Himesh's fruit shop run by sharma and Sons, but could never compete with verma and his beautiful women. buns shop of Sweet and tasty grapes and stroberees...